A dog bites. Human bites you mentally from all directions. Usually from the back.
A dog doesnt know when to stop. Human knows to go all out when they want something.
A dog is faithful. Human are faithful, when you have perks.
A dog likes to dig. Human dig for treasure from their neighbour's land
A dog delights at a rub in the tummy. Human excepts attention everytime.
A dog dreams. Human dreams of their neighbour's wife.
A dog likes treats. Humans likes to be treated.
A dog sleeps and do nothing. Humans sleeps and do nothing, while others work for them.
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ok the list goes on, im going off to work.
Cheerios